Guest blog by Doug Sacrison, Crime Rant intern
It was a long time coming, but now it is official: the Sonics are leaving the city of Seattle, their home for 41 years, to play in Oklahoma City.
My team has been stolen. That’s the crime that affected me most this week. The Seattle Supersonics are no more.
If you ask me, everyone is at fault.
First of all, the Sonics used to be owned by Starbucks mogul Howard Schultz. Then he started whining that he was losing money. Personally, it boggles my mind when rich people think I will feel for them if they lose money. Howard Schultz has money, he could afford to lose some.
So Starbucks decides to sell the Sonics, not to a local group, but to the highest bidder, a group from Oklahoma City led by Clay Bennett. Needless to say, I don’t buy Starbucks anymore.
Of course, Bennett says that he will keep the team in Seattle if a new stadium can be built (thus solving the money problem Schultz created), and that deep down he wants the team to stay here. Every person in the northwest who can count past four knew that he was full of crap and was excited to deliver an NBA team to his hometown ASAP. I kind of wish he hadn’t insulted everyone’s intelligence by saying that he would try to find a solution in Seattle.
David Stern, the NBA commissioner with a smug grin that would be the envy of any Disney villain, said that it was a fantastic arena ten years ago, and now won’t stop saying that it isn’t “viable.” What’s that mean? That there aren’t enough luxury boxes for other rich snobby people to pay to stand around in and not actually pay attention to the game. See? The NBA doesn’t even want regular people coming to games in the first place! Stern could have done the smart thing and stayed out of this mess, but instead he thought it would be more fun to insult us.
Many steps later, after a court battle that could have kept the Sonics here until the end of their arena lease, the mayor of Seattle stabs us fans in the back by signing a settlement that gains me, as a fan, nothing.
I just wished I wasn’t lied to so much. By Bennett, by Starbucks, by Stern, by smug Washington lawmakers who said things would be fine (yeah, I went to a couple “Save Our Sonics” rallies). I didn’t really have any say in this at any point because I’m not worth millions.
A friend of mine pointed out that since the team is owned by Clay Bennett, he can do whatever he wants with them. Unfortunately, he’s right. I used to think of sports teams as something that kind of belonged to a city, an area, the fans. Nope. They are owned by rich businessmen. And it turns out the team you root for is more like the cool toy that the neighbor kid has. It’s a lot of fun when he let’s you play with it, but since it’s his, he has the right to take it away and say you can’t play with it anymore.
I just want a little loyalty. We had the Sonics for 41 years. It was our team. There is talk of, “Oh, maybe you’ll get another team. And they can be called the Sonics.” I don’t care. It’s not the same. The team I watched, cheered for, sometimes groaned at but always loved, the team I always picked in NBA video games, the team that brought Seattle its very first championship in a major sport, is no more.
I’m sure the people in Oklahoma City are very nice. I’m sure they deserve a basketball team. I wish it wasn’t mine.